Well heck.  It looks as if our COO got himself in a little shoplifting trouble... about $340K worth.  So we're gonna have to get ourselves a new one.  If you're executive material, take a look.

Job Title: Chief Operating Officer
Location: Corporate Headquarters, Gonads Oklahoma
Salary: Nearly Freakin' Unlimited

Job Responsibilites:

• Manage the operatin' part of the company, and fire anybody that screws up.
• Take the heat for the CEO when the auditor comes callin'

Skills:

• Bright enough to do the job, but not too bright.
• Not afraid to let a little ethics bendin' get in the way of your money makin'

Sound Good?  It sure as hell does!  Apply On-line NOW!