With a lot going on in the world, there have been too many great parasites out there for us to single out  specific individuals or organizations. However, one of our favorite parasite species showed up in our mailbox recently and we felt it necessary to polish up the award.

 Great Escapes of Lakeland FL - has incredible delusions of grandeur. They apparently love to impersonate the Federal Government. The face of the mailer reads: BUSINESS MAIL - PENALTY FOR TAMPERING; FORM 2008 at the top. Then in a HUGE white on black box in the lower left corner, big enough to scare the shit out of anybody:

WARNING
THE PENALTY FOR OBSTRUCTING OR INTERFERING WITH THE DELIVERY OF THIS LETTER IS A FINE OF $2,000 AND UP TO 5 YEARS IMPRISONMENT.

We LOVE you guys! You set an example for businessmen EVERYWHERE. Get the suckers to buy into your message, no matter what!