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Written by SeemsFree Legal Department
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SeemsFree has declined a strongly worded "request" to cooperation with Government Intelligence agents in an inquiry about a man buying large quantities of composition notebooks. It seems the GIA agents were somehow alerted that a single man, described to be in his "over forties, well over" has been buying all the available stock of composition notebooks from SeemsFree stores in the Boulder-Springs, Colorado area, and paying with a single credit card. The following is a brief excerpt from our legal response to GIA and other federal agencies. |
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Opening soon, our new MaxiCenter #6936 in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida... They won't let us put SeemsFree stores on cruise ships... YET... but we're working on it. |
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MaxiCenter #6935 is opening soon in Aspen, Colorado, where the billionaires have kicked out the mere millionaires... ok, they kept the celebrities, actors and such... |
| SeemsFree is the world's largest fictional retailer. The privately owned company has more that 7,000 stores world-wide and is adding new stores at the rate of almost one per day. In addition to regular discount stores, SeemsFree has over 4,000 MaxiCenters that sell food, auto and homeowners insurance, and provide full service banking. SeemsFree plays a substantial part in the Solace Creek Stories; the closest SeemsFree to Solace Creek Colorado is MaxiCenter #558, managed by Milo Felge. | | | | The family that owns SeemsFree is one of the wealthiest in the world, not too far behind the software guys. Originally based in a small Oklahoma town, they now reside in jet-set communities throughout the world, including Solace Creek. Corporate Headquarters is still based in Gonads, Oklahoma, but the family never goes there. A primary growth strategy of the company is ensuring that its hundreds of thousands of employees can't afford to shop anywhere else. | | | Get a SeemsFree wallpaper for your computer! |
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